No, this is NOT a recycled page…it’s a brand new adventure in which we learn more about Johnny’s problem with Stique, Stique’s medical problem, and how Dogstradamus deals with a problem (SPOILER ALERT: he lies). Enjoy!

last i checked oil and water dont mix. but guess what happened. you dont have to guess though do ya? a lot is being said about this whole business but id just like to point out that the real peeps who are guilts in this mess isnt that brit co. bastards though they are. no the real people to blame are you. why so? because of your cars? cars are stupid but no thats not it. its in your endless propagation and endorsement of oil in every day life. it chafes me every time i see the hypocrisy of the world today and its never more evident then when you bastards ruin an otherwise perfect food known as salad by putting oil on it. think about it you cretin. what is lettuce after all? water in vegetable form. and what do you do to it? create a slick that even a 1950s greaser would be ashamed of. yeah now mix it with vinegar and dip your bread in it. and you wonder why our oceans are so contaminated.

big oil is a bastard for what theyve done to the ocean but so are you for what youve done to salad. after all if you didnt need so much oil would they still be drilling? try salsa or fresh lemon juice on your radicchio next time and see what happens. i predict that by this time next year we wouldnt need any oil rigs at all. and bicycles would fill the land. and cars would fill the landfills.

so next time youre looking down at that plate of greens and veg just remember — youre looking at the ocean. dont spill oil on it.

until next time, im Stique with the shift

namaste! coexist! legalize freedom!

(ps — know why they call it the world cup? because like everything else in the world its fixed)

Since we’re bereft of new artwork during this hiatus, I thought I’d go back to the ol’ well (inkwell, that is) and post some of my drawings. These are from the up-but-not-updated website Awesome Nothing. For that site, I drew 18 little pieces of brilliance  and then bowed out. Because, really, how could I top the perfection I had already created? So, I handed over the reins to Prism Break and then, after 13 further bits of his own brilliance, we just stopped doing the whole superb thing altogether. So, enjoy this trip back in time as, once more, we present you with nothing. Awesome Nothing!