snaps everyone. well theyve done it again. the bastards have done it again. just when you thought it was safe to go out and be free the fascist bastards have done it. again.

have you heard of our latest martyr? her name is lydia. lydia used to work the chuckwagon at saint esteffe middle school. now shes in jail. for what? officials and media will tell you intent to distribute. distribute what? TRUTH! rolled up and served just like the newspaper that swore her guilt. well guess what media? i am not buying your falsehoods! if someones going to blow smoke id rather buy it from lydia and you can print THAT newspaper jack! and dont bother using your freedom of the press jive on me like you did on lydia. that was more like freedom of the full court press. full JUDICIAL court press! yeah taht dont sound nice do it media? i guess words really can hurt. just ask truth rebel lydia. aka my hero.

until next time, im Stique with the shift

namaste! coexist! legalize freedom!

snaps people. its been a while but im back and ready to give the bastards the whatfor for you. lets see whats going on in the subscription news. seems that a popular soft drink has created an app touting its ability to get you in on the action. and not the call to action i give you. no they claim they can help you score with women. first off whats an app? an appetizer? i wish. im hungry. no an app is an application. for a job? hahahahahahahaha! you make me laugh dear reader. no an app for a phone. confused? im not. let me explain.

the way it works is you punch this buttton on your phone and suddenly you know what to say to girls. this is useless for guys like me. i let my pheramones do the talking and the musk takes over. but why is this soft drink going so far to spend billions of dollars probly doled out to them by the government in developing some app to get a guy a girl? its called seeding. thats right the soda corporations are ensuring future profit margins by taking a direct hand in the creation of new customers. its bold. like they took a page out of big tobaccos playbook but reversed it. instead of killing off shoppers theyre birthing new ones.

or are they? soda as we all know rots your teeth. heres what you might not know. rotten teeth can lead to infection. infection in your mouth can lead to your brain. brain infection can lead to death. so big soda has effectively managed to surpass even big tobacco in fascist bastardness. with this new app they are breeding you to die. living only long enough to breed 2.5 new customers to replace you. big soda is making you rabbits! well not me man. my game is one you cannot put on phones and my seed is not for corporate expanse. you can keep your apps big soda. im doing just fine with tapas.

until next time, im Stique with the shift

namaste! coexist! legalize freedom!

so it looks like another government appointed holiday is coming up. holiday in case you didnt know is another way of saying federally sanctioned animal slaughter. thanksgiving yeah right. should be called “hey animal thanks for letting me kill you and take your dead carcass to dine on.” catchy isnt it? not to me man. reminds me of what i did a few years back for another calendar approved holiday when i decided to give up meat for lentils. yeah i just blew your mind. get ready for more.

a lot of you have probably never had lentils because they do not sell them at fast food death centers. do you know why they dont offer delicious lentils at those fast food poison windows? because you cannot rush perfection. whats the hurry anyway fat cat? didnt that wine youre drinking take years to reach your lips? why then cannot you wait a few measly hours for the comparable delights of lentils?

unlike the near extinct cow or turkey, lentils are a renewable energy source. hell they revitalize me every day. whether i supplement them with soysage or eat them naked (referring to both the unadorned dish and myself in that statement) lentils never disappoint. yes ive had them a bit undercooked, too spicy or mushy but thats just part of the lentils ride. no two lentils are the same nor have they ever been. their imperfection is their perfection. and you alrready know that cant be rushed. yeah i just brought it around. still blowign your mind.

i thought about including in here some of my favorite lentil recipes but then I realized thats just what a fascist would do. i cant tell you how to cook your lentils man. no one can. its up to you. and thats the beauty of the lentil. now thats a lesson i think we can all dine to.

now if youll excuse me, i have to  take off my clothes. got a bowl of lentils to dive into.

until next time, im Stique with the shift

namaste! coexist! legalize freedom!